I get a lot of pitches for "Steam competitors." 99% of them are doomed to failure, but the vast majority are doomed before they even start.
BUt you can, just have to hire a bot network to DDoS steam and maybe hack into it and leak their user and hashed password tables, then shame publishers for being there
I can't help but feel like this was inspired by the new storefront Robot Cache. Which, to be blunt, I really hope fails. Because I want the whole "bitcoin" thing to die (In the fires of Mount Doom), so GPU prices can come back to reality.
So here's the plan. We get Nintendo to drop exclusivity for PC, and then we get them to contract us to run the PC eShop.